sciencewithcats:

“I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. You want to start a street fight with me, bring it on, but you’re going to be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don’t even know my real name. I’m the fucking Lizard King.”

- Robert California 

thatswhatimeant:

Ayoade is king.

This always makes me laugh

pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

spacecowboy-strikesback:

fucking kids, man.

this was the first time I laughed at one of these, and now I can’t stop.

anyagee:

Olympic Quidditch Jerseys

And yes you can buy them.

panasonicyouth:

super-eklectic1:

thesebootsaremadeforshittalkin:

youngbloodblues:

bettafish-resistance

yesssssss!

yesss somebody finally made a photo set of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is a good gif set

deannatroi:

Well I think it’s funny that the IQA says that the location of World Cup VI will be Hoth.